Eggstreme Bidding War Breaks Out Between Competitive Egg Buyers

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mattstaff
Jul 2, 2019 4:30 PM EDT

The internet did a good thing with this high stakes bidding war between competitive egg buyers. The game of one-upping fellow egg buyers is not to be taken lightly. Timing and a willingness to supply that extra egg with the hand-drawn smiley face can be the dealbreaker sometimes. 

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    Text - Description Works fine. Was kept out of spite as the wife said I wouldn't use it now we have a new fridge. Fast forward a year and she's right, of Course Actually selling for $3.50 but couldn't put a decimal in the price. Will accept $0 on the condition that you supply two uncracked eggs with smiley faces drawn on them. I will check for cracks so don't try and pull a fast one. Read less
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    Blender - 3+ chef Ph: 1300 300 20 Chrfed Spein Water Scv
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    Text - 7 48% Facebook 8:38 pm f Marketplace Megan Water cooler Megan: Ok no worries thou... . 8:38 pm Susan Water cooler You: Yes 8:38 pm Donna Water cooler You: Yes 8:38 pm Amber Water cooler You: Yes 8:38 pm Samantha Water cooler You: Yes 8:38 pm Nattie Water cooler Nattie: Is this available? 8:15 pm Dryer Buying from Benny 24 Mar Karey Plates and bowls Karey: You too. Thanks for the... 20 Jan Gym Rack, Bar and Bench Buving from Chloe 21 Nov
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    Text - 8:42 pm 1 48% Facebook Amber Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer Sold please may I collect tomorrow afternoon What form of payment will you provide? Amber I'm just in gympie in the morning Which would you prefer money or eggs I would prefer the eggs. Amber Can you buy eggs with smiley faces or do I just draw it on lol Hand drawn only Aa
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    Text - 8:43 pm Facebook 7 48% Donna Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer What area is pick up please Aura Donna Great, would tomorrow be ok for pick up please? I won't be home until 4:45 in the arvo tomorrow Donna Ok no worries, do you prefer $3.50 or the uncracked smiley face eggs? Lol I'm sorry Donna someone offered my 5 eggs so I've had to take another offer. Aa
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    Text - l Telstra Wi-Fi Call 8:47 pm 7 48% Donna Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer I'm sorry Donna someone offered my 5 eggs so I've had to take another offer. Donna Hmmmm ok i'l see their 5 eggs and raise them 2? Well now we're talking Donna Hahaha If ya play ua cards right you could be eating scrambled eggs for quiet a while lol Sold. 7 eggs but 3 must have smiley faces on them. Aa
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    Text - 3 Instagram l 8:46 pm 1 48% Amber Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer Amber Perfect where are you located please In aura 43 Marybell drive Amber Ok perfect I'll be back from gympie around 4pm can I please collect after that? Well Amber this is where it gets interesting. I have just been offered 7 eggs So l'm very sorry but I've had to accept their offer. Amber Oh ok thanks though Aa
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    Text - l Telstra Wi-Fi Call 8:49 pm 1 47% Amber Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 eee Mark as Sold Rate Buyer Amber Oh ok thanks though My sincerest apologies. Amber I can pay you $20 or 20 eggs. I've just had my sister move in with her 5 kids My little water jug in the fridge isn't doing much Well you are back in the lead amber I have consulted the other bidder. However of course I will take the eggs. Aa
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    Text - lTelstra Wi-Fi Call 8:57 pm 45% Amber Wood to Amber 24 and that's my final bid Water co... Marketplace Water cooler $3 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer saying who is or who isn't a chicken farmer Donna but in this current eggconomy I must do what is best for my family. My other bidder is looking to close on the deal I'm going to need a counter offer or I will have to close the bidding Donna Eggcellent response! Yes very true, 20 eggs is a very good offer and that amount could keep a family going f
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    Text - lTelstra Wi-Fi Call 8:57 pm 1 45% Amber Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer Amber Ok perfect Seen by everyone Amber Has the other bidder increased their offer? I have received a counter offer of 21 Aa Q W E R T Y U O P S D FGH A J K C V BN M Z X X return 123 space (:D
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    Text - ll Telstra Wi-Fi Call 9:00 pm 44% Lachlan Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer Lachlan Water cooler Lachlan Green created this group This group has 2 members See latest updates Lachlan Is this available? 8:58 PM Lachlan ? I am currently in a bidding war. have been offered 24 eggs all with smiley faces. What is your offer Aa
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    Text - ll Teistra Wi-Fi Call 9:01 pm 44% Lachlan Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer have been offered 24 eggs all with smiley faces. What is your offer Lachlan $10 cash? I would prefer a counter offer in the form of an egg currency Aa W ER Q T YU O P FGH ASD J K C V BN M Z X X return 123 space (:D
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    Text - Telstra Wi-Fi Call 9:09 pm 44% Donna Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 Rate Buyer Mark as Sold him 1 She has entered a final offer of 24 eggs Donna Well i'll be dammed, ive just been outbid by a bloody chicken farmer ! I fold, enjoy your eggs Aa Q W E R T Y U O P FGH ASD J K C V BN M Z X X return 123 space (:D
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    Text - l Telstra Wi-Fi Call 9:06 pm 43% Amber Water cooler Marketplace Water cooler $3 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer Sold. Final offer I will now mark as sold. I will still require at-least 3 with smiley faces drawn on them. Amber Perfect thanks will had draw smiley faces on them Eggcellent Aa O P Q W E R T Y U GH ASD J K V BN M Z C X X return 123 space LL (:D
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    Text - Ben the Bloke I'd like to report that the transaction is complete there was a slight eggcident and one of them was cracked but I couldn't back out of the deal due to the quality of the hand drawn faces. I did offer to give it away for free as I was just after a bit of a laugh but Donna Radcliffe came through with the goods! D3.4K 3 wks Like Reply More
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    Eggs with goofy faces on drawn on them, one seems to be cracked
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